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Mattel Scene it? Seinfeld DVD Game : Mattel N0947

Experience the humor of Seinfeld in this DVD game that's filled with clips, trivia questions, puzzlers and every yada, yada, yada from the show's 9 seasons - $20.99

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Best of the Improv 4 : KOCH VISION

From the world famous Improv, the birthplace of stand-up comedy, comes a collection of classic side-splitting acts performed by the hottest names in comedy today. The Best of the Improv Volume 4 is an exclusive compilation packed with live Improv footage. Get ready for non-stop laughter with an incredible line-up of stars. Tim Allen celebrates the male obsession with machismo, power tools, and women. Jerry Seinfeld uncovers the humor and irony in life's ordinary moments. Norm McDonald uses edgy, deadpan delivery to examine dental hygiene. Ray Romano's jokes about family life are highlighted by his heavy New York accent, and many more great comedians perform their funniest routines! A must have for all collectors and connoisseurs of comedy! - $14.74

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The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons : Harper Paperbacks

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.

We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.

Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant."

It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.


George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.


Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up. - $5.69

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Seinfeld (Cast) TV Poster Print - 24" X 36" : Adam Hersh Posters

You are looking at a great poster. - $4.99

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Seinfeld and Philosophy: A Book about Everything and Nothing : Open Court

Designed for philosophers as well as readers with no particular philosophical background, the essays in this lively book are grouped into four amusing acts. Act One looks at the four Seinfeld characters through a philosophical lens and includes Jerry and Socrates: The Examined Life? Act Two examines historical philosophers from a Seinfeldian standpoint and offers Plato or Nietzsche? Time, Essence, and Eternal Recurrence in Seinfeld. Act Three, Untimely Meditations by the Water Cooler, explores philosophical issues raised by the show, such as, Is it rational for George to do the opposite? And Act Four, Is There Anything Wrong with That?, discusses ethical problems of everyday life using Seinfeld as a basis. Seinfeld and Philosophy also provides a guide to Seinfeld episodes and a chronological list of the philosophers cited in this book. - $5.75

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Make 'Em Laugh: The Funny Business Of America : Rhino

Who said of war, "When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from your home, you've got to have been looking for it"? Was it Bill Maher? Jon Stewart? Stephen Colbert? Nope; it was Will Rogers, whose good-humored pokes at politicians defined the 1920s and 30s and set the stage for today's more confrontational Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, andThe Colbert Report. This through line is what makes Make 'Em Laugh such an enlightening and exhilarating survey of American comedy. This vastly entertaining six-part PBS series explores how comedy has defined the nation's character, and spotlights comedians through the generations who broke the mold, broke the rules, and, in some cases, broke their necks to make us bust a gut. The ambitious Make 'Em Laugh is divided into six episodes, each devoted to a particular genre or style of comedy: "Would Ya Hit a Man with Glasses?: Nerds, Jerks & Oddballs"; "Honey, I'm Home: Breadwinners and Homemakers"; "Slip on a Banana Peel: The Knockabouts"; "When I'm Bad, I'm Better: The Groundbreakers"; and "Sock It To Me: Satire and Parody." Host Billy Crystal contributes some amusing bits to introduce each episode (the best is a pitch-perfect parody of Ken Burns' stately documentaries). The charmingly off-center Amy Sedaris narrates. Comedy buffs may squawk over some grievous omissions, most heinously Ernie Kovacs, David Letterman, Second City, and SCTV (and don't blame Canada; Jim Carrey, a fellow Great White Norther, rates a segment). But the roster of participants (over 90 comedians, writers, producers, agents, and historians) is staggering, and the clips are not just the same old same old. There is rare footage of Elaine May and Mike Nichols and Tom Lehrer. The series is contemporary enough to include Judd Apatow, Larry David, The Simpsons, and Family Guy. The old masters (Chaplin, Keaton, Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers, W.C. Fields, and The Three Stooges) get their due, as do the so-called sick and cerebral comedians of the 1950s, `60s, and `70s (Lenny Bruce, Shelley Berman, Richard Pryor, George Carlin), for whom "getting a laugh and getting at the truth were the same thing." To its credit, Make `Em Laugh gives respect to some faded or forgotten clowns, characters, and kidders, including Harold Lloyd, Mae West, Moms Mabley, Phil Silvers, and Alan Sherman. If someone doesn't tickle your fancy, another entertainer will be along shortly. Cultural historians are on hand to explain what it all means, but it's more fun to hear the performers talk about their comedy heroes and inspirations, and how they found their own voices. At one point, satirist Mort Sahl reveals that Milton Berle once gave him a pointed political joke rather than use it himself, and explained to Sahl, "They don't think I'm smart enough." It may not be a profound statement, but no truer words are spoken in this series than, "There will always be funny people, thank goodness." For future generations of comedians, these people will be a hard act to follow. --Donald Liebenson - $18.69

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The Art of Bee Movie : Chronicle Books

From the comic mind of Jerry Seinfeld and the artistic talent of DreamWorks Animation (creators of Shrek), comes Bee Movie. In a hive built around making mon...er...honey, a young, idealistic bee named Barry just doesn't seem to fit in. On a chance opportunity to venture outside the hive, Barry's life changes forever when he meets a beautiful florist named Vanessa and discovers an appalling secret: humans have been stealing honey for themselves! The Art of Bee Movie dips into the artistic pot of this hilarious film with more than 300 bee-autiful pieces of art, including sketches, pastels, digital paintings, and clay models. Delicious quotes from the artists, production designers, producers, and Jerry Seinfeld himself will tickle the funny bone and the imagination of all animation fans. - $14.88

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Bee Movie Interactive Barry In Disp Box - $27.00

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Jerry Seinfeld: Stand-Up Confidential : Hbo Home Video

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Seinfeld - The Complete Series : National Broadcasting Company (NBC)

Studio: Sony Pictures Home Ent Release Date: 11/06/2007 - $174.99

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Abbott & Costello: Meet Jerry Seinfeld : Universal Studios

Abbott and Costello might not have been the most clever or innovative comedians, but their timing was immaculate, their delivery hysterical, and nobody worked a live audience better. Abbott and Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld is a funny and comprehensive look at the world's most renowned comedy duo, with Jerry Seinfeld reverently narrating the amazing team's retrospective. The video chronicles their entire career, from the burlesque stage to becoming Hollywood sensations and beyond. Rare film clips and never-seen-before home movies make this a must-have for the serious collector. Featured in its entirety is their famous "Who's on First" routine, as seen in their classic feature The Naughty Nineties, which still seems as funny and as fresh as it did all those years ago. --Brendan J. LaSalle - $2.75

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Seinfeld - Season 9 : National Broadcasting Company (NBC)

Studio: Sony Pictures Home Ent Release Date: 01/27/2009 Run time: 553 minutes - $17.37

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